Sleep Please!

Dear Boy with a Harley Davidson,

     Buy a muffler.  Or try driving your motorcycle sometime other than 2 am.

Dear Garbage Man,

     When you empty the dumpster behind Papa John's at exactly 5:58am every single morning, it sounds like your are dropping it off a building.  If you could set it down like the normal garbage guys do, I'd appreciate it.

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Dear roommate,

     Please let me run the AC so that I can close my window