Dear Professors,

I don't want to complete my study guides for finals week.  Let alone actually study them. I do not want to take these tests.  It's SPRINGTIME people!  Time to go play outside!  I know for a fact that all of you are already on vacation (and it's not even finals week yet, and one of you left before CLASS was even over)... and I just wish one of you would have invited me. :'(

     yours in academic apathy,

          Spencer